Two deaf people get married. During the first
week of marriage, they find that they are unable
to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off
the lights because they can't see each other
using sign language. After several nights of
fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife
decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs,
"Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with
me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one
time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over
and squeeze my right breast one time. "The
husband thinks this is a great idea and signs
back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to
have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis
one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach
over and pull on my penis......fifty times."
Boy: Dad, what's politics?
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I
have all the money so we'll call me the
management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call
her the government. We'll call the maid the
working class, you are the people, and your baby
brother is the future. Do you understand now son?
Boy: I still don't understand dad.
Dad: Think about it for a while son.
That night the boy wakes up because his baby
brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's
soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but
she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but
she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs
on the door but no one can here him.
The next day...
Son: Dad I understand politics now.
Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words
son.
Son: The management is screwing the working class
while the governmenats is fast asleep. The people
are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!
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