Two deaf people get married. During the first
week of marriage, they find that they are unable
to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off
the lights because they can't see each other
using sign language. After several nights of
fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife
decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs,
"Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with
me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one
time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over
and squeeze my right breast one time. "The
husband thinks this is a great idea and signs
back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to
have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis
one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach
over and pull on my penis......fifty times."
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